COLLEGES OF THE FUTURE
Colleges of the future will be giant conglomerate controlled, computerized
detention centers. Robots will replace all but the senile and soft professors
who could not survive the retraining period to become "POLICEPROFFIERS".
These "UNICOMPUVERSITYs'" will be maximum security and all students will have
life sentences, but with good grades could be "GRADUOLED" in about 5 to IO
years. These meta-schools of high-tech thought will be so large, there will
be little time for actual learning, so "AUTOMATED MIND CONTROL" machines
will electronically impress educating engrams through a force fed funnel
system directly into the brain.
As the-quality and the speed of education increases, students would be systematically replaced with small inexpensive, Japanese, IBM compatible
disposable computers. New standards of academic excellence are promised.
Testing will become obsolete as the "AUTO MIND CONTROL" machines will read
students minds, and with digital precision, fail them and automatically
send them to a truck driving school somewhere in Kansas.
Upon "GRADUOLMENT, GRADUOLEES" are guaranteed positions as Truck driving Robot computers who make a linear living "punching' each others buttons all day.
L>H> Lawrens
