Whales
Whales they say are actually alien beings from a nearby
galaxy. Russian Anthropologist Dr.Omar "Stoli" Vodkasskvitch
has discovered the remains of an underwater fast food
restaurant, that apparently served Russian Eskimos to giant
whales.
Close by the ancient restaurant was found the frozen remains
of a whale that apparently had just eaten at the fast food
eatery for fat fish, and died. When the stomach of the
prehistoric creature was opened an entire Eskimo family
stepped out alive. Yes it was more than igloo that kept this
arctic family together for over a million years. They formed
a bond that will probably never be broken. When asked how
they could have survived for so long, the leader of the clan
said overcoming boredom is the secret to longevity.
Later investigation proved that whales came here from a
desert planet in a nearby galaxy with few Eskimos their
natural food.
When they discovered Earth they were delighted, so many
Eskimos to eat and their skulls and oil made a good lamp.
Whales flourished, and whale society was at a peak when
disaster struck.
Some whales were discontent with just having all the Eskimos
a whale could eat. They lusted for better things, caviar and
cod liver oil champagne. So a few greedy whales formed a
giant conglomerate, they began mass production, processing
Eskimos at an unheard of rate. Soon they were selling
franchises interplanetarily, every whale was cashing in on
the tremendous Eskimo potential. Eskimos were being hunted
down like animals, and no whale saw the coming doom of the
Eskimo fast food industry.
Then one day they realized they had all but wiped out the
vast Eskimo herds that they once trapped on the ice flows.
There was barely enough Eskimo meat to make an Eskimo pie,
much less supply a fast food industry.
Many whales ruined financially committed suicide some
returned to their home planet as prodigal sons, the ones
that stayed were never the same.
L.H. Lawrens
